2009 is here! Well, almost here. Hopefully, exciting new things are going to happen that going to dramatically change my horrible life. Probably not.
After going shopping with Sherry, I realized that I really really really hate my wardrobe. I want to get rid of all the clothes I don't wear because there's no point of keeping them there. I have SO MUCH clothes in my closet and it makes it look like I have a lot but the thing is, I don't even wear half the stuff. So... I don't -ACTUALLY- have that much to wear. I'm looking to donate it but like... some of the stuff I've worn like once. Maybe I should just wear the stuff a couple more times just to make myself feel better, like I didn't just waste 30 bucks on a sweater, and then I'll go donate it. I don't know. I WANT NEW CLOTHES!
My mom keeps telling me to wear it as "sleepwear" but then my entire closet would just be filled with "sleepwear". LMAO, I wouldn't even have clothes to wear to go out. So... I'm GETTING RID OF THEM!!! Then I'm going to go on a massive shopping spree to build a beautiful wardrobe =).
Yes, yes, this will all happen after second semester. If I can get a 3.7 GPA, this is the gift I'm going to give myself. And if I don't get a 3.7 GPA by the end of first-year, then I'm going to have to suffer another year with my wardrobe.
HAHA, motivation right there. I'm definitely going to reach this goal.
So what made compelled me to write this entry? I saw a gif of Yoochun crying during his proud performance and Jaejoong smiles and slaps him across the arm, as if to say, "Come on! It's okay."
*SNIFF SNIFF* I think their friendship is so beautful. Well, some people say they're more than friends but... you know, just to keep things simple, they're friends to me.
I think that's what makes Dong Bang Shin Ki different from other groups, their relationship with one another is SO ADMIRABLE and ADORABLE. *SIGH* Watching them disband is probably going to be the death of me.
I'M DONE EXAMS!!!! I have yet to blog about my break. I promise I will blog about every outting I go on. Yepps.
Until then, laters.
They had stuff like, "Which statement is NOT FALSE?" So that means, "Which statement is true?" Right? Well, that's how I interpreted it. I just tried to simplify the language so I could focus on the content and not get all wrapped up in the English riddles. But then for the choices, there were also double negatives, so an example of the question on the test:
Which statement is NOT FALSE?
A. The sky is NOT blue.
B. The sky is NOT high.
C. The sky was always blue, still is blue, and will always be blue but sometimes isn't blue.
D. The sky is not blue, it's just what our eyes perceive.
E. None of the above.
The answer is... C. But it could very well be D. See, on the test, they would have something that's pretty straightforward, but they would turn it into something that's so complex. And then they add the little trick, like option D. It's not exactly something we learned, but it's logic and it also makes sense. Because the sky isn't blue, it's just what we see when the sun reflects the water droplets in the clouds. So is what we perceive with our eyes the realistic vision of something?
So in the MIDDLE of the test, I would be like philosophically debating with myself if the sky is blue or not, which shouldn't happen because I should be focusing on the content. Do you see how I just turned a SIMPLE concept into something that's obscurely difficult?
THE WHOLE TEST was 66 Multiple-Choice questions. Yeah, talk about being screwed over.
And the professor also made things very specific. VERY SPECIFIC. I don't see why he didn't just ask us this question:
What adjective did I use to describe the waterstriders in Lecture 22 at 10:35:24AM(EST)?
A. Black
B. Cool
C. Big
D. Nice
E. No adjective was used
Like... HONESTLY?! He focused on the nitty-gritty, and I mean NITTY-GRITTY details of the stuff that, I'm sure, everyone found useless or not important.
Of course, I'm sort of exaggerating a little, but just by a little. Let me show you a REAL question from the test. You're probably wondering how I can give you a real question, that's because we just mark our answers on the scantron and hand that in. We can take home the questions, they don't need it.
In a column for Outside magazine (not assigned in class), the science journalist David Quammen asks several chicken farmers why we don't eat chicken sperm instead of chicken eggs. Having taken BIO150, you now know that the correct answer to this riddle is:
A. Artificial selection
B. Gene-culture coevolution
C. Sexual selection
D. Sensory bias
E. Anisogamy
So when I first read that, I was like, "RIDDLE?! YOU'RE GIVING US A RIDDLE ON THE TEST?! ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH WHO FINDS THIS AMUSING?!" But anyways, I gathered myself together and I re-read the question. When I realized it said, "not assigned in class" I just eliminated that part of the question to avoid confusing myself. So basically, if I were to rephrase this question in more simple terms, it's asking me, "Why don't we eat chicken sperm instead of chicken eggs?" The word "chicken" should be arbitrary to the question and was only used to convey the "farm" theme of the question.
This narrows the question down to, "Why don't we eat sperm instead of eggs?" WTF?! FTW?! WTF?! FTW?! The answer is E, if any of you are curious. And I won't go into explaining why but... DUDE. That question is so wrong in so many ways.
I understand university multiple-choice questions are suppose to be tricky, but this is so insane! Perhaps this is just the BEGINNING of university tests/exams. Maybe they are suppose to be at this level of difficulty and we're just complaining because we aren't use to it yet. Oh well, we'll only know once the results come out.
Okay, I have to study for chemistry now. Hopefully the test isn't as retarded as my biology one.
I HATE MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS. Especially biology multiple choice because they are so freaking difficult. I always get it down to TWO choices and I ALWAYS end up picking the wrong one. I know, just my luck.
WHY AM I BLOGGING WHEN I SHOULD BE CRAMMING?!
Yes, this is all very messed up. I can't wait until Thursday...
Total change of topic: Some girl said that Changmin has been a little emotional lately. Er, what exactly does she mean? If it's because he cried at the MFMK, it's not that big of a deal. GEEZ. GET OVER IT. And besides, I thought Changmin always had a little bit of an emotional side to him...

"DA SEXY THRUST" move.
Okay, I don't know how much I'll like it but for the time being I guess... I'll just have to leave this at... well... this?
I'll miss you BLOGGER. SNIFF SNIFF*
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